School's back, and so is the chaos! Get your calendars straight because bell schedules are trickier than your kid's TikTok “challenges.” Parent Project Classes are back to help us survive our teens, lunch drop-offs and texting are banned like it's Footloose, and PTA meetings are surely where the magic happens (if coffee counts as magic). Free meals, no DoorDash, and spoiler: it’s not a prison, but let’s try to avoid sneaking things in through the fence.
Key Dates and Facts:
- Parent Project Classes (in English): start Sept 18
- No lunch drop-offs or DoorDash; free breakfast and lunch provided
- New cell phone policy: no phones during school, violators get lunch detention
- Parking permits for bikes and scooters on Wednesdays
- PTA Meeting: Sept 17 at 8:45 AM
- Reflections Art Contest theme: "Accepting Imperfections"
- Parent Workshop on school anxiety: Sept 26
- Future Capo Cougar Night: Sept 13 at 7 PM
- Follow @laderaranchlions on Instagram
The Lion - 100% Not Endorsed by Ladera Ranch Middle School
Unofficial school news from Ladera Ranch Middle School.
The Lion takes the official school newsletter and transforms it into a comedy podcast, using AI.
- Informative for middle school kids & parents alike.
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- PG-13 comedy.
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