304: Taco Bell’s AI Took Our Order… and It Was Scary Good

Mike and Jess return to Taco Bell with one mission: order an absurd amount of food and see if the AI drive-thru can survive the experience.

What follows includes:

• A caramel empanada explosion inside the car

• A surprisingly emotional discussion about onions

• Mike discovering Jess has been secretly stockpiling Godiva chocolate

• An unexpected breakdown of NBA triple-doubles

• Taco Bell chicken nuggets somehow stealing the show

• Jess becoming weirdly good at talking to AI

The Triple Double Crunchwrap sparks one of the couple’s most passionate food debates yet: hot vs. cold toppings, wet vs. dry food, and whether nacho cheese is secretly ruining society.

Also somehow discussed:

Airplane sandwiches, Dean Blandino, Tiger King memories, and why Mike cries during every episode of Shrinking.

A completely reasonable Taco Bell episode.